just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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