don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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