I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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