But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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