she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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