I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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