I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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