I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Michael Bay diarrhea
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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