Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I have post one night stand depression
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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