i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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