He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just threw up on my dentist
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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