I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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