I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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