I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Vodka?
Forever.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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