I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
