But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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