Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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