Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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