Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Boobs speak an international language.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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