People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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