Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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