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Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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