Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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