Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dignity is for republicans.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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