Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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