Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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