I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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