i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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