Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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