I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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