I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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