he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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