I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The feeling are messing with the penis
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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