Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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