Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Sext me about skeletons
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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