Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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