i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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