Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
just tell him i said nine months
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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