Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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