So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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