Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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