He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
stop calling my apartment porn island.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I touched a dick in church today
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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