so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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