Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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