So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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