Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Me. At least after what I've been through.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
