In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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