normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Also, beer. Big fan.
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A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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