is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize