"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
someone owes me an orgasm
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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