Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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