btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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